Moves That Don’t Work In A Fight
You may have read the story about my school fight with Tompy – in this, I tell of a move I’d learned and perfected that would pretty much end any fight in a shower of blood and snot.
In this fight, I had my first opportunity to use it. I grabbed a handful of his hair, so I could pull back his head and deliver a hammer fist/forearm strike downwards on his face with all my body weight. Except I couldn’t pull his head back!
That was probably my first experience that almost every martial artist will have at some point:
Most of what they teach you does not work in a real fight.
Having a fully compliant training partner is a lot different from facing down some adrenaline jacked psychopath.
Most martial arts will teach you to throw a punch, then as you for some weird reason leave your arm out there, fully extended, your partner will smoothly dodge around your extended arm and trip you to the mat.
What actually happens in your average pub brawl, is this:
You either turn around just as a punch connects with your face, or your opponent talks some shit to scare you, and smacks you in the face while you’re suffering from adrenaline dump.
That’s a real opening. You’re stood there with a silly look on your face as they hoof you into unconsciousness.
In the extremely unlikely even that you’re switched on enough to actually dodge their first haymaker, you’ll notice that they pull their arm back in almost instantly.
As a slight aside, this is even more true of someone with a knife – so don’t even start to think about being the hero with that one!
The ONLY chance you have to use that arm is to dodge in such a way that you can hook your arm around theirs as they throw the strike, intercept their strike, or move inside it with a block.
The first one I have tested successfully. Basically, as they punch you move to their outside, sliding your hand over the top of their arm and the up under their armpit. From there, and all in one fluid move, you can push the side of your hand into their shoulder-blade before they recover their balance, and take them face first into the floor or a wall, or apply a suppression hold as needed. Even with this, I found I had to wait for them to throw a straightish punch – and most untrained people simply won’t do this. And also remember to think ‘Trap And Snap’, rather then wrestling on the floor where their 4 mates can stamp on your head.
Intercepting their strike I’ve already covered as being the best move you can ever learn, which will enable you to beat any opponent. That is simply to get your elbow up exactly how your body wants to react. They punch the point of your elbow, they shatter their hand, and the fight goes right out of them. Job jobbed, and so easy I can train a 5 year old to do it.
Moving inside with a block is one we all like to think we can do, but in reality I doubt it. You can combine it with the elbow interception, but the idea of actually stepping TOWARDS someone who is punching you isn’t natural, and you can ony overcome your instincts with A LOT of pressure training or real fight experience.
People will tell you to “never kick above the waist in a streetfight”. I would disagree with that. Booting someone in the head is something they won’t be expecting, and even if they do grab your leg you can close in and reign elbows down on them before they can do much of use with it. The main reason I think this would fail is because most people can’t kick to head hight from cold. If you can’t – don’t.
And do you know what other moves aren’t a good idea to try in a fight?
Anything that doesn’t assume the opponents first strike will be a punch to your head or a headbutt. Or anything that assumes an attacker will throw one attack at a time, rather than launch an assault like a frenzied windmill, or an Ameri-Do-Te Hurticane.
If you survive their first assault, THEN you might get a chance to take control and show off your martial arts moves for your mates.
Just don’t expect them to let you do it to them!