Return of the Duck Face
It’s been a while since I actually wrote a full-on ranty blog. It’s not because I haven’t had anything to rant about – more because I couldn’t be arsed, and am happy to see the daily views ticking over from you pervs reading my erotic stories.
Anyway, sneaking a look over someone’s shoulder earlier today, I was pleased to discover them flicking through a few pics of a rather good looking Facebook friend.
Or she WOULD have been good-looking, except every picture looked like this:
My initial thought was “What in the blue-waffled FK are you doing???”
Had I stumbled onto the promotional manager for the new Zoolander film, trying shit out??
Maybe I was witnessing a rare cancer of the lips, or someone who’d had some kind of -ing accident with an airtight sandwich grill??
No – it seems that the duck face/trout pout trend is still going strong.
A quick look through some other peoples pics showed more of the same.
Now, I know I’m not up with current trends and fashions, so maybe I should give the benefit of the doubt here?
Are there people out there who do find this look attractive??
There must be some reason why women do this in the first place? I mean, you looked great until you started doing that crazy shit with your mouth! And I don’t mean THAT crazy shit…
Are you looking at your selfie (with obligatory toilet, Anal Glide or abandoned toddler in the background), and actually seeing something else through your poor, slack (to hide the wrinkles) eyes?
Just SMILE, you knobs!
Maybe I should also categorise this blog under ‘erotica’ so you duck-billed wankers can jerk off to that, too?