A Blog About Taking Pics For Cancer. For Cancer.
First there were hundreds of selfie pics appearing all over social networks. Not the usual selfie featuring a toilet in the background – these were pics of women without any makeup on.
Interesting. You don’t see it from most people very often. Oh, and the ’cause’ is For Cancer.
That’s got to be good, right?
Then there was the inevitable male repost of them taking pics of themselves WITH makeup on. For Cancer.
Suddenly, in the true spirit of social media, people started posting pics of themselves naked, with a sock over their genitalia. Cocks In Socks. For Cancer.
Righty-ho, thinks I, still saying nothing, as it’s For Cancer.
This morning, I logged in to see a picture of a topless woman, with her ample breasts each tucked into a woolly glove to hide their modesty. Tits in Mitts. For Cancer.
Cancer awareness is a great cause. I AM aware of cancer. I don’t need to be reminded I could die of it by 50,000 posts on Facebook and Twitter!
“Ooh, look how fun and wacky we’ve made cancer!”
No. What you’ve done is spread the kind of fear that most of you sheep subconsciously thrive upon. Now all we’re seeing is “Yay, Cancer!!!” every time we log in.
Now here’s me making myself a cup of tea. For Cancer.
He’s my cute little dog. For Cancer.
You should all share this picture of a dwarf fisting a traffic warden! For Cancer.
Yes, we could all get cancer. I bet hardly any of you posting these self-indulgent pics are giving every spare penny you have to cancer charities, are you?
Now fuck off. For Cancer.