“BRB carrying teh Olympic Torch lol!”
If any of you reading this are homeless tramps sozzled on 90% Puncheon Rum, you may not be aware that Great Britain is hosting the Olympic Games this year.
As part of the tradition, thousands of runners are nominated to carry the Olympic Torch through the streets, for The People.
This is great. It gets everyone in the spirit, and gives them the chance, if they’re lucky enough, to have that once in a lifetime opportunity to carry the Torch themselves.
How awesome! Actually carrying the symbol of ancient tradition proudly and honourably!
It truly is a remarkable privilege to be the bearer of the Olympic Torch.
And so these cock-nosed fucking retards get out their trusty mobile phones and update their Facebook status.
“Posting this whilst carrying the torch lol!”
How selfish? How abso-fucking-lutely outrageous that your self-obsessed ass thinks they can ignore everyone around you, who’ve been waiting for hours out on the streets, to get to see you jogging past with your fucking mobile phone out?
SWITCH YOUR FUCKING PHONE OFF AND CARRY THE TORCH!!!
Anyone who gives a shit what you’re doing on Twitter should already be out there cheering you on – or, how about this for an idea… why not update your selfish little cunt of a status AFTER or even BEFORE you do your duty for The People?
It’s driving me mad to see it happening so much, and nobody else seems to find it in poor taste???
Next time one of the Torch bearers comes past you on their mobile phone I want you to punch that cunt in the face and take that torch off them!
Bonus points if you can set their stupid fucking phone on fire using the Torch and ram it down the front of their pants.