50 Shades Of Grey – Acceptable Porn

50 Shades Of Grey – Acceptable Porn

You have probably been battered around your lady-parts lately by all this excitement over the book ’50 Shades Of Grey’ by E. L. James.

Everyone is going mental over it… err… ok – so by ‘everyone’ I mean the same kind of women who went mental over the Harry Potter books.  Of course, with this book being of actual adult material, it’s been attracting the interest of even more people than the scarf-wearing geeky twat for retards.

And speaking of twats – that’s pretty much what 50 Shades Of Grey is all about!Don’t get me wrong – I’m all for porn.  Just stop trying to dress it up as something else!

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Oh, sure – they’ll call it ‘erotic fiction’, but essentially that just means it’s all the writing from pornographic magazines compiled and expanded without the pictures.And ‘erotica’ is never just about straight sex anymore.  It’ll be whips, chains, spanking, klyster suits and two girls eating each others shit out of a cup!

Yes, I AM a bitter ex-writer of erotica – and I’ve had this rant before about how ‘erotica’ these days can’t just be about a couple having sex.  Apparently it’s not ‘sexy’ until a toy soldier gets shoved up someones arsehole.

So this book is pretty much designed to get women, in the words of ‘The Inbetweeners’, frothing at the gash.There will be lots of one-handed reading going on, if you know what I mean?

Even more astounding given this fact, is that so many people are trying to get hold of second-hand copies off others!?!

“Are the pages stuck together?”  Would be my first question!  Then I’d also be purchasing some disposable gloves and anti-bacterial gel.

I suppose one good thing that will come from this mass hysteria is that it may open up the market for erotic writing again… So maybe I should start reposting the stuff I used to put up for Sex Blog Thursday on MySpace?

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9 thoughts on “50 Shades Of Grey – Acceptable Porn

  1. At least Harry Potter had a story to it, this is just drivel, and it seems to be written by a man who understands sex, the same way my Gran understands mobile phones (she knows the buttons do something, just no idea what and how to get it working) I’d rather read The Gruffalo!

  2. The bit about pages stuck together struck a chord. About three weeks ago, I posted my Sunday Blog and there was a picture of a porn shop with a sign – Book Exchange. Not sure I’d want one of their books.

  3. wrong just….wrong! erotic fiction isnt new so christ knows why people are now jumping on the bandwagon as if its a new thing. plus there was erotic fiction when i worked in a library which is wrong in itself i know but was just meaning its not new. to have basically all the females you know suddenly announcing they now read erotic fiction is a bit strange. read it if you want but why the need to broadcast it?!

    • Exactly! It makes them all sound… desperate…

      I think it’s the ‘Black Lace'(?) series that’s been around forever, but nobody would ever read something like that in public! Now, though? I suspect seeing flushed faces behind books on trains will be the new fad…

  4. Pingback: Porn Is Ruining Our Children | Nasty Evil Ninja's Playpen of Doom

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