Spiders In The Workplace???
How come you never see spiders in your workplace?
I mean, when you’re at home, it’s a pretty regular occurance to see a big old spiddy making a break for it across the living room carpet, or sat there on the wall trying to intimidate you.
The big buggers, I mean – not the little runts.
In all my time of working, I think I’ve witnessed one big spiddy at work.
You might say that it’s because of the work cleaners, but come on! I’m pretty sure they’re crap compared to The Wife or Mother that every home should have! Plus there are a lot more places at work that will never be touched. So I’m not accepting that it’s the cleaners, because even then some of the critters are bound to have a little gallop around the place at some point.
So why at home and never at work???
Are all spiders dole-dossing, layabout, work-avoiding, adolescent scum???