FckMeHardRichard1 : hey
FckMeHardRichard1 : asl?
MrFiction : pig off, Boney
FckMeHardRichard1 : excuse me?
MrFiction : you heard me, you goat-faced quimbag
FckMeHardRichard1 : do I know u?
MrFiction : yeah – i’m stood behind you!!!!!!!
FckMeHardRichard1 : ? this is a chick, I hope u don’t think I am a guy
MrFiction : well…
MrFiction : you DO have the name Richard….
MrFiction : i once met a girl like that
MrFiction : and she had….. you know…… lumps
FckMeHardRichard1 : yeah, it’s telling a guy to fuck me, unless I was gay that don’t make sense
MrFiction : i’d still feel quite gay if we made a go of things and i ended up saying “I love you FuckMeRichard”
MrFiction : do you see??
FckMeHardRichard1 : k, i’m not a guy, i’m a chick
MrFiction : like Foghorn Leghorn?
FckMeHardRichard1 : ur something.
FckMeHardRichard1 : am I at least going to get an age out of u?
MrFiction : iron
MrFiction : do i win a monkey?
FckMeHardRichard1 : u know I can get nasty to if u want me to
MrFiction : is he a female too??
MrFiction : i’ll just speak to you, if that’s ok?
FckMeHardRichard1 : do you still think I am a guy
MrFiction : no Richard
FckMeHardRichard1 : well, just so ya know my name is Melanie
MrFiction : FuckMeHardMelanie?
FckMeHardRichard1 : why are u in a chat room if all u are going to do is attempt to insult ppl?
MrFiction : perhaps i’m a Professional Insulter?
MrFiction : you’d feel silly then, wouldn’t you?
FckMeHardRichard1 : actually I don’t really give a fuck.
FckMeHardRichard1 : i’ll probly never meet u so why would I care.
MrFiction : well that’s not the attitude to take, young lady!!
FckMeHardRichard1 : well fuck you, i’m not a fucking lil girl like u think I am
FckMeHardRichard1 : what r u sexist or a male chovonist pig?
MrFiction : i don’t think this convo is an ideal base for arranging a meeting
MrFiction : what’s worse than a Male Chauvenist Pig???
MrFiction : a woman who won’t do what she’s told
FckMeHardRichard1 : maybe the woman won’t do what she’s told because the “man” doesn’t know what he asking
MrFiction : female chauvenist pig!!!!
FckMeHardRichard1 : all I have to say is your gonna be sorry someday if u ever realize who I am
MrFiction : are you Tony Blair????
MrFiction : cause you tried this last week
FckMeHardRichard1 : what the hell, I haven’t been in this chatroom for over 2 weeks
MrFiction : that’s a long time in chat terms…
FckMeHardRichard1 : u obviously have me mistaken for someone else, but thats not suprising that u can’t contain that much information in your brain
FckMeHardRichard1 : oops did I say brain? my mistake, you don’t have one!
MrFiction : it’s only the size of a small honey-melon, you know
MrFiction : softer though
MrFiction : more like a rotten trout, really…
FckMeHardRichard1 : ye, and we only use less then half of it
FckMeHardRichard1 : whats ur point
MrFiction : i don’t know – perhaps i’m getting started early on being sorry for realising who you are?
FckMeHardRichard1 : man, your such a fuckig cunt
FckMeHardRichard1 : what r u, american?
MrFiction : LANGUAGE!!!!!
FckMeHardRichard1 : sorry I didn’t realize u were Mrs.Virgin Ears
MrFiction : i don’t mnd the “cunt” – but calling me “American”????
MrFiction : that’s harsh
MrFiction : so who are you, then???
MrFiction : hmm??
FckMeHardRichard1 : actually, i’d rather not tell u
MrFiction : why’s that?
FckMeHardRichard1 : now that u have made such a big deal about thinking I am some guy u have problem with
FckMeHardRichard1 : he ur ex boyfriend or something?
MrFiction : Tony?
MrFiction : no – he’s a Prime Minister
FckMeHardRichard1 : what the fuck, I already told you, my name is Melanie, but I guess ur incapable of remembering that too
MrFiction : but after that you said i’d be sorry when i realise who you are
MrFiction : see?? I listened, i did!!
FckMeHardRichard1 : yeah, I never told u my last name either did I
MrFiction : Sykes???
MrFiction : i LOVE you!!!!!!!
FckMeHardRichard1 : a first name means nothing, i’m just trying to make u realize that I am not a fucknig guy u probly slept with an then he never called u back….
MrFiction : (well – you were better withe long hair)
MrFiction : how’s Des?
FckMeHardRichard1 : Des? wtf
MrFiction : i thought you were Mel??
FckMeHardRichard1 : Melanie
MrFiction : Sykes*
FckMeHardRichard1 : who the fuck is Des
MrFiction : i dunno – some old crooner….. Lynham, is it??
FckMeHardRichard1 : I don’t know who the fuck u are talknig about
FckMeHardRichard1 : ur probly some sad skitso takin about urself
MrFiction : no….. i’m not called Des….
FckMeHardRichard1 : I don’t fucking care what u call urself
MrFiction : oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!
MrFiction : you did earlier….
FckMeHardRichard1 : have u clicked in yet that I am not a guy and my name is not richard?
MrFiction : ye Tony
FckMeHardRichard1 : did as in the past tense
FckMeHardRichard1 : tony as in another guy?
MrFiction : no – he’s female too
FckMeHardRichard1 : man ur fucking hopless
FckMeHardRichard1 : I really wish you lived in the same town as me, I could get so many ppl after you
FckMeHardRichard1 : I wouldn’t even be sorry when it was ove
MrFiction : why??
FckMeHardRichard1 : over*
MrFiction : *overy
FckMeHardRichard1 : what the fuck? Overy?
MrFiction : it’s where they keep birds
MrFiction : i think
FckMeHardRichard1 : yes yes, of course you think, only cuz you don’t know anything!
MrFiction : i don’t understand
MrFiction : you’re male?
FckMeHardRichard1 : of course you don’t understand
FckMeHardRichard1 : I am a fucking female, not a fucking male, but your probly a trans so u don’t know the difference
MrFiction : so you don’t fuck males??
MrFiction : lesbian?
MrFiction : this is sooooo complicated!
FckMeHardRichard1 : i’m a fucking female who fucks guys because I am fucking straight
MrFiction : so is Richard a lesbian?
FckMeHardRichard1 : you know what, that was along time ago, richartd is a fucking guy, I don’t fucking like him anymore just like I fucking hate you
FckMeHardRichard1 : I have better things to do and I have to go
FckMeHardRichard1 has left the conversation.