Cut Price Bargain Bullshit[RANT ON]
Have you ever looked at the cut price foods in a supermarket? They’re almost out of date and ready for the bin that evening if nobody claims them
An absolute bargain, and you’ll see hordes of Lummoxes sifting through them at any time of the day or night.
One day you may even be lucky/desperate enough to get to the front of the pack for a look yourself. And what do you see?
Fuck all is what!
You find some sliced ham in a packet that looks like it’s been raped by a Corgi on amphetamines, with childrens fingerprints on the meat, a cornflake that’s somehow got inside the packaging, and the first of a new strain of penicilin starting to grow in one corner, and what’s the massive price slash?
From £3.00 for a brand new non-poisonous pack of ham, down to £2.29.
Yes – 71 whole pennies off for something that will either kill a Lummox or go in the bin.
And it’s not just the shops who seem to have stopped trying to give people genuine bargains!
People often post on our work email system selling their old goods.
Books for £3 each – when any charity shop or Ebay will have them at under £1…
Two tickets for Take That live in Scandanavia TONIGHT!!! Cost £40 each – will sell for £75 for both!!!
One gold ring, made of clay and broken in 47 places – £58!
Want to book a last minute hotel room? Was £80… now, at 11pm they’ll practically gift you the otherwise empty room for £70!!!
Fuck off you tight twats!!!
Where have all the bargains gone? Would people rather just lose out completley rather than make something back?[RANT OFF]