We All Know You Aren’t The Police!!!
The rest of the title should read: “So Stop Putting Your Fucking High-Viz Vest On The Parcel Shelf!”.
And here starts my rant…
I’m sure we’ve all seen it. You’re driving down the motorway when suddenly brake lights come on in front of you, because there’s some Tit-Head sat in the middle lane at 60mph with a high visibility vest on full display on the rear parcel shelf.
“Ooh, look at me! I’m a High-Viz Wanker!”
Yes, yes you are! And well done for getting hold of a high-viz vest.
So which exact type of High-Viz Cunt are you? Builder? Security Guard? Lollypop -ing Lady???
You’re a twat!
I know WHY you do it – it’s because you think in your tiny little deluded and self-important mind that it makes you look like you’re a Police Officer, and so all the nasty drivers won’t overtake you or drive too closely to your shitty 1992 Rover Vitesse.
Well go shove your head up a dead badgers ass!
You know the only people who DON’T put their high-viz vest for all to see?
It’s the fucking Police!
Next time I see your idiotic ass with a high viz vest on display, I will ram you off the bastard road, set your car on fire, and piss on your burning eyeballs.
Stop being a big glowing retard and stop fucking doing it!!