Enter The Lair Of A Nasty Evil Ninja
I could go on for days about who I am, what I’m into, and how I live my life.
For once, I’m not going to do that! In my simplest form, this is me:
Today is a good day to die. If I’ve lived my life to the full, then I should be able to say this each and every day. It means I’ve done as much as I can do.
The problem with this is that to be able to say this you have to plan to get off your ass and do stuff in the future!
So in reality, if I died today I’d be pretty pissed off that I didn’t get to ride around Oulton Park again, or jump out of a plane like I’m planning on doing as soon as possible.
Shit, this is getting longer already. OK scrap that…
Biking is so much of my life that it’s virtually a religion to me. I am a Biker. I ride sportsbikes and love them, and have done for the last 10 years.
Balanced with this is martial arts and again this pervades every area and moment of my life. I started martial arts training when I was 8 years old. I’m a true modern day Ninja.
I’ve done lots of weird and wonderful activities from playing bass and doing death metal vocals in bands, playing on one of the top British American football teams, have Grade 3 Foil & Sabre in fencing, and can ride a horse.
My jobs are equally as ad-hoc – from factory work to Specialist Surveillance to motorcycle courier. I’m now an Office Monkey.
There are many more to both of the above…
I try to cut the crap from my life. There are only ever 2 types of problem:
- A problem that you can do something about – in which case DO IT!
- A problem that you can’t do anything about – in which case what the Hell are you wasting time worrying about it for?
This unclutters your life and priorities so much most people will never even believe it – let alone try it.
I’m a bit of a loner. I don’t make enough effort with family and friends. I hope they understand that this isn’t because I don’t like or care for them any less, but it’s just my way. Someone from 20 years ago could walk back in my life today and I’d embrace them as my best friend still – until they prove otherwise.
I love the extreme sides of life, and am prepared to take risks and try almost anything. I also quite like routine sometimes.
I’m a contradiction like every last fucking one of you!
This is my life. Welcome aboard…